Friday, 29 July 2016

Don't Like.... WHAT??!!

so a normally mature and sensible person I know posted this on facebook today.   It's a very strange, pointless, inarticulate, badly thought through, illogical rant

WHAT??!!

Do I need to go through them one at a time?  I do want to.

  1. Cigarettes.  I don't like them.  Secondary smoke is irritating and causes serious diseases and possibly death.  I don't smoke, but whose rights are being taken away if you smoke near me?
  2. Don't like alcohol?  well, it's OK, I'm not a huge fan.  What I'm really not a fan of is getting my nose broken by a drunk teenager while I was trying to keep him at a safe distance from some children.  Whose rights got taken away (well mine, and after a while his right to freedom went too)
  3. Don't like abortion?  never tried it.  I would ask somebody who did, but they're all dead.  every single one of them.  
  4. Don't like porn?  I actually sort of do like it, but if I watch it I start to think of my wife in a very one-dimensional way.  She's better than that.  I stopped looking at porn for her sake, not my own.
  5. Don't like drugs?  never tried them.  Got a crossbow shot at me once by a thief who was high. Thankfully he was so high that he missed.  Me not taking drugs didn't really help there.
  6. Don't like sex?  strange question.  I do.  Not sure what they're getting at.  Since the rest of the list has negative consequences, maybe they're wanting us to think of sexually transmitted diseases, rape and unplanned pregnancy? that's just speculation on my part.
  7. And the first one.  Gay marriage.  Even if I'd been a fan at the start of the post I'm pretty certain, having read all the rest of the items in the list, that there must be some dire consequences for anybody who has ever met a gay couple.  Probably safest to stay well out of their way.


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